Hi, friends. I build really stupid things. I've lead technology teams in the modernization of decades-old solutions. I met a rescue dog at a bar and brought him home with me. I've helped build companies from scratch. I am fucking adorable. I still think XML was perfect. I fell down the artificial intelligence rabbit hole. I suck at modesty. I still think the cloud is really neat. I miss Prince. I'm a consultant at the best employee-owned consultancy in Minneapolis. I'm a dive bar connoisseur. I love baseball. I love baseball. I love baseball.