Hi, friends, I'm Chad. I'm a consultant at the best employee-owned consultancy in Minneapolis. I like to tinker. Huge fan of impractical cars. I met a rescue dog at a bar and brought him home with me. I am fucking adorable. I still think XML was perfect. I know Perl wasn't perfect but I still miss it. I fell down the artificial intelligence rabbit hole. Cautiously optimistic about Bluesky. I miss Rev105. I'm a dive bar connoisseur. Not a fan of Philly. I love baseball. I love baseball. I love baseball.